No more Fancy Tuna on you.
  1. friendsarefortheweak:


    Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

    Share this it might save a life

    (via fcuk-the-entire-world)

  2. badassmccall:

    if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

    (Source: longlivequeenallison, via fcuk-the-entire-world)

  3. officialbrians:

    praying for these basic bitches

    (Source: prayingforsnejana, via trying-toforgetyou)

  4. idreamofjimmy:


    i hate the way this website romanticizes jimmy neutron 

    Did someone say romance


    (via trying-toforgetyou)

  5. In the delivery room


    mother: is it a boy or a girl?

    doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

    (via enlarging)